alcohol is very interesting in the way it makes you very keenly aware that it’s a nervous system depressant - not through obvious things like changes in motor skills, cognition, or behavior
but if you watch for it, changes in respiratory pattern
if you’re at all like me (and by that I mean not really that tolerant of alcohol - despite talking about it a lot, if you were to map it out, you’d find that I drink fairly infrequently), around the time you finish your third drink, you’ll notice a change in your breathing. your expirations become really shallow, your inspiratory period is a lot shorter, and it seems like you end up sighing more ofter than usual (and with greater magnitude as well).
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:( Yoga is fun!
oh, I agree - Martin just likes to rain on other people’s parades
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sorry, I live in the real world where yoga is stupid
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goddamnit I hate how stupidly easy it is to accidentally unfollow people on mobile
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the second I walk into the aquatics building I start to smell like fish
this doesn’t really bother me, but it sure seems to bother the staff at dunks and it’s making me kind of self conscious. guess it’s time to start using the drive through
So I forgot summer hours start in March and now I’m here half an hour early
I don’t want to live, but dying is a pain in the ass. I just want to disappear.
BEGONE DIRTY WHORES
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